Friday, November 30, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] November 30, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Wallace Krebs sends along this interesting video by Neil DeGrasse Tyson, "We Stopped Dreaming -- A Penny for NASA."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl07UfRkPas 

 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Two cockroaches were enjoying some delicious garbage when one said, "I was in a new restaurant last night. It's so clean, the kitchen is spotless, the floors gleam, no dirt anywhere, the whole place shines!" The other roach grimmaced. "Please! Not while I'm eating!"

 

If I ever get sent to prison, I'm going to stock up on "Maximum Cavity Protection" toothpaste! 


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