Thursday, November 8, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] November 9, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

My daughter got a new laptop last weekend and somehow I volunteered to set it up for her. Fortunately, there was very little "crapware" to remove so I didn't my old frined, PC Decrapifier. But to install everything else she needs? Ninite to the rescue! It's "The Easiest, Fastest Way to Update or Install Software." I just clicked to programs I wanted, went to lunch, returned, and everything was installed. No clicking "next, next, I agree, next." Great product!
http://ninite.com
And in case you need it:
http://pcdecrapifier.com 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man arrived at a walk-in medical clinic promptly at opening time, only to find two other men waiting outside the locked door. They chatted a while and, after a few minutes, the receptionist came running across the parking lot, apologizing for being late. One man turned to another and asked, "Were you first in line to see the doctor?" "Yes." "Well, I guess I'm third then." The third man said, "No, you're second." "Second? What about you?" "I'm the doctor!"

 

How does a Jewish wife cheat on her husband? She has a headache with the postman! 


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