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How do Jewish wives get their children ready for supper? "Hey, kids! Get in the car!"
Smith was both a professional football player and an avid hunter. The last day of deer season coincided with the last game of the season. He told his wife, "I've sat on the bench all season. Would you wear my uniform and take my place while I go deer hunting?" She agreed. But, with three minutes left in the game, the coach yelled, "Smith! You're in!" She couldn't say anything or her husband would lose his contract and be sued. "What could possibly happen in just three minutes?" she thought, running onto the field. But the next thing she knew, she had the ball and guys were piling on top of her. When she finally came to, she was in the locker room, still wearing her helmet, but naked from the waist down. The coach yelled, "Don't worry, Smith! They say as soon as we get your balls back down where they belong, your pecker will pop out!"
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