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[cyberjoke3000] April 3, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you hear about the terrible accident at the Domino's pizza plant? One worker fell down and bumped into another guy, who fell into another guy, who fell into another guy, who…

 

As Mom, Dad, Little Johnny, and the new minister sat down to dinner, Mom asked Little Johnny to say the prayer. Johnny hesitated, "But, Mom..." Mom gave him a harsh look, so Johnny started praying. He moaned and groaned and screamed, "Oh, God! Oh, Charlie! Oooooh, God! Charlie! Oh God, oh God, I'm coming!" Mother interrupted. "John! What's wrong with you?!" Little Johnny, surprised and embarrassed, said, "What?! That's what you pray at bedtime!" 


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