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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Where do Jewish men hide money from their wives? Under the vacuum cleaner!
One snowy night, a rich man saw a poor young girl wandering the streets. He asked, "Would you like to get out of this blizzard?" She took him up on his offer and he took her home with him. On the way, he told her, "You can sleep in any open room in our west wing, but stay out of the east wing. That's where my son room is and I don't want you near him." She agreed. That night, he gave them an hour, and then entered the son's room. Sure enough, there they were, engaged in some rather active sex. He was furious! "Look, I won't throw you out in weather like this, but I warn you: stay in your room and away from my son." He waited an hour or more until his son was asleep, then returned to the boy's room and sprinkled green glitter on his son's crotch. The next morning, he rushed into her room and demanded she pull down her pants. She did so willingly, but he found nothing. No glitter. He apologized and she thanked him for his hospitality and left the house with her green tongue.
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