[cyberjoke3000] April 22, 2013

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A young couple went to Las Vegas for their honeymoon but did badly in the casinos. The groom told his bride, "Maybe if I gamble alone tonight, I can turn our luck around." She agreed and headed to the spa. He put five dollars into a slot machine, hit the jackpot and walked away with $5,000. He then played blackjack and walked away with $25,000. Next, he played poker and upped his stake to $100,000. He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch. He took all of it over to the roulette table and placed it on black. It came up zero! He returned to their room. His bride asked, "So? How did you do?" He shrugged and said, "I lost five bucks."

 

My wife makes love like a chess player: every ten minutes, she moves. 

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