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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Marriage is like a bathtub: once you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Jim asked his neighbor, "How do you keep your car looking so nice?" The neighbor replied, "Oh, simple: my wife gives me her old panties and I use them to polish the car." Jim was a bachelor, so the next day he asked his secretary, "Miss Jones, what do you do with your panties when you wear them out?" She replied demurely, "Well, sir, that's a personal question but, if I can find them afterwards, I just put them back on again!"
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