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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The best thing about getting old is that, all those things you couldn't afford when you were young, you no longer want!
Sally the blonde missed several days of work. Her friend, Liz, asked, "Sally, where have you been?" "I was in the woods for days, trying to get a man." Liz looked puzzled. "You were looking for a man in the middle of the woods?" "Don't be silly. I went to the woods to get me something to get me a man. But I didn't find it." Liz said, "I'm confused. Exactly what were you looking for?" "Two large owls. You told me the best way to get a man is with a good pair of hooters!"
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