[cyberjoke3000] February 28, 2014

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I knew someone would know! CyberJokester Mark Bateman was the first to send along news that iPhones have the same tracking ability as Android. They may not share results as detailed as Google's, but here's how:

http://bit.ly/1hlPYlQ

 

I knew that pit crews work quickly, but two seconds?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHSUp7msCIE

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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. It's not dead. It's just afraid to move!

 

"I lost five pounds yesterday having sex." "No way, dude. You can't lose five pounds having sex." "You can if her husband comes home early and chases you all around the neighborhood!" 

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[cyberjoke3000] February 27, 2014

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

You are aware that your phone tracks you minute-to-minute, all day long. At least, Google shares the data with you. If you’d like to know exactly where you were on some day, you can. Read Tech Crunch's story here:

http://techcrunch.com/2013/12/18/google-location-history
And look at your own location history here:

https://maps.google.com/locationhistory
I presume Apple does the same thing. If you know how to access your iPhone data, please share!

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"Gimme a shot of whiskey." "Sir, this is McDonald's." "Okay, gimme a McWhiskey ...and super-size it!"

                           

A man got a text from his next-door neighbor: "Must confess. Been tapping your wife when you're not around. Probably more than you. No excuse. Can't live with the guilt. Please accept apology. It won't happen again." The distraught, betrayed husband found his gun and, without a word, aimed it at his wife. As he prepared to pull the trigger, he got another text: "Damned auto-correct. I meant wifi, not wife!"  

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[cyberjoke3000] February 26, 2014

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

In 1944, a 22-year-old Spitfire pilot made a crash landing after being shot at while flying. He made it back to his airbase safely and the crash landing was caught on 16mm film. 61 years later, a surprise visitor showed the pilot that footage of his Spitfire crash. It was the first time the pilot had ever seen it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie3SrjLlcUY 

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A marketer cornered me at the mall and asked, "Which shaving cream do you use?" "Baba's." He recorded my answer and asked, "Which aftershave do you use?" "Baba's." "Which deodorant do you use?" "Baba's." "Which toothpaste?" "Baba's." "Shampoo?" "Baba's." "Soap?" "Baba's." "Thank you. But what is Baba's? A foreign company?" "No, Baba's my roommate!"

 

I got in an elevator with a busty woman. As I stared at her boobs, she said, "Can you please press one?" So I did. After that, I don't remember much. 

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