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I have a horrible sleeping disorder: every morning I wake up and go to work.
"Sergeant, the enemy has set that warehouse on fire. Get up there and save it!" ordered the officer. The sergeant dodged bullets, wiped out a machine gun nest, and blew up an enemy tank. He climbed into the burning building and extinguished every flame. On his way back, he killed three men in hand-to-hand combat. The officer was impressed. "Sergeant, that was the most heroic deed I've ever seen! You'll get a medal for saving that warehouse." "Warehouse?" said the sergeant. "I thought you said whorehouse!"
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