Wednesday, February 26, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] February 26, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

In 1944, a 22-year-old Spitfire pilot made a crash landing after being shot at while flying. He made it back to his airbase safely and the crash landing was caught on 16mm film. 61 years later, a surprise visitor showed the pilot that footage of his Spitfire crash. It was the first time the pilot had ever seen it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie3SrjLlcUY 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A marketer cornered me at the mall and asked, "Which shaving cream do you use?" "Baba's." He recorded my answer and asked, "Which aftershave do you use?" "Baba's." "Which deodorant do you use?" "Baba's." "Which toothpaste?" "Baba's." "Shampoo?" "Baba's." "Soap?" "Baba's." "Thank you. But what is Baba's? A foreign company?" "No, Baba's my roommate!"

 

I got in an elevator with a busty woman. As I stared at her boobs, she said, "Can you please press one?" So I did. After that, I don't remember much. 


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