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You are aware that your phone tracks you minute-to-minute, all day long. At least, Google shares the data with you. If you’d like to know exactly where you were on some day, you can. Read Tech Crunch's story here:
http://techcrunch.com/2013/12/18/google-location-history
And look at your own location history here:
https://maps.google.com/locationhistory
I presume Apple does the same thing. If you know how to access your iPhone data, please share!
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"Gimme a shot of whiskey." "Sir, this is McDonald's." "Okay, gimme a McWhiskey ...and super-size it!"
A man got a text from his next-door neighbor: "Must confess. Been tapping your wife when you're not around. Probably more than you. No excuse. Can't live with the guilt. Please accept apology. It won't happen again." The distraught, betrayed husband found his gun and, without a word, aimed it at his wife. As he prepared to pull the trigger, he got another text: "Damned auto-correct. I meant wifi, not wife!"
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