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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A wealthy sheik needed heart surgery but the hospital was low on his type of blood. They put out a plea and a Scotsman responded, donating his blood. The surgery was successful and the appreciative sheik sent the Scot a new car, a large diamond ring, and €100,000. A year later, the sheik needed another surgery and the Scotsman eagerly donated again. But this time, the sheik only merely a thank you note. The surprised Scot asked the sheik, "I thought you'd give me another car, another ring, and more money! This time I get only a thank you?" The sheik replied, "Aye, laddie. Now I have Scottish blood in me!"
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