It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
I vividly remember the 1984 Super Bowl when Apple ran (for the first and only time) its first Macintosh ad. To honor that anniversary, they filmed this 90-second video entirely on exact day 30 years later, January 24, 2014 -- and using nothing but iPhones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJahlKPCL9g
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The freshman finally got up enough nerve to ask the pretty junior for a dance. She looked him over and snarled, "Sorry. I won't dance with a child." He quickly retorted, "Oh, sorry; I didn't know you were pregnant!"
An Australian garbage collector noticed that one home hadn't put out its curbside garbage "wheelie bin." In a kind mood, he looked around for it but couldn't find it, so he knocked on the front door. No response. He knocked again, harder. Finally, a Japanese man answered. "Harro!" he said. "G'day, mate! Where's ya' bin?" asked the trash man. "I bin on toilet," said the perplexed homeowner. Realizing he was misunderstood, the bin man smiled and tried again. "No, mate. Where's ya' dust bin?" "I dust been to toilet. I toll you!" "No, no. You misunderstand. I mean, where's ya' wheelie bin?" The Japanese man gave a sheepish grin and softly said, "I wheelie bin having sex wiffa wife's sista!"
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