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Recent advances in scanning and analysis have made it possible to reconstruct the Antikythera Mechanism, a complicated clockwork from 21 centuries ago that could predict the position of the sun and moon, lunar phases, eclipses and more. Who did this? And how?!
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While stitching up a 75-year-old farmer, the doctor mentioned politics. The farmer said, "Well, the way I see it, most politicians are post turtles." The doctor asked, "What's a post turtle?" The old farmer replied, "Sometimes, when you're workin' the farm, you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top of it. That's a post turtle: you know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and he's elevated beyond his ability to function. It makes you wonder, 'What idiot put him up there?'!"
Why do we spend so much money on clothes when the best moments of our life are spent without them?
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