Friday, December 19, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] December 19, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

"The Couch Gag Before Christmas" seems to include every character ever on The Simpsons. Brilliant!   
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Always be yourself -- the people who matter don't mind and those who mind don't matter.

 

After a long, hot round of golf, I stopped by Hooters with friends for some hot wings and drinks. After we were served, a friend asked, "So, which waitress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?" I replied, "The one who knows how to fix an elevator." I'm old and tired and I pee often! 


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