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I’m so sad that The Newsroom ended tonight. It’s going to take some really good sight gags to cheer me up. And you?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Following the meeting of the English department, three professors adjourned to a nearby bar. Noticing several obvious "ladies of the evening" at the bar, one professor asked, "We all know a group of sheep is called a flock, lions are a pride, but what is the correct word for those women?" One colleague suggested, "A jam of tarts?" The second proposed, "A flourish of strumpets?" The linguists finally agreed on, "an anthology of pros."
Missed Connection: You were standing at the RedBox. I was in my car masturbating. I accidentally honked like 7 times.
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