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While helping to prepare Thanksgiving dinner, I grated some hard Parmesan cheese on our new, sharp grater. I only slipped once. But that was enough to put three deep divots in my right thumb! After loudly proclaiming my stupidity, I examined the three deep troughs in my thumb. I wondered what would happen next. This video told me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVwELDMDWs
Sure enough, after seven days my thumb was fine. And now I (and you) know how it happens.
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"And what may I bring you, ma'am?" asked the waiter. "I'm going to order the broiled skinless chicken breast and a plain green salad with no dressing ...but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake!"
Ladies call me "Subway" because I've got low-quality meat and lie about being six inches!
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