Sunday, December 28, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] December 29, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Let’s wrap up the year with a few people who are having a worse day than you:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case someone tries to break in and pitch a no-hitter!

 

Two women were comparing notes about their recent dates with the same man. One said, "Did you notice that he had 'Tiny' tattooed on his dick?" The other replied, "Huh. When I saw it, it said, 'Tiny's Bar, Albuquerque, New Mexico'!" 


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