Tuesday, March 10, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] March 11, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Lowell Wall sends along this video in which an entire Turkish town learned sign language in order to surprise one hearing-impaired young man. Sure, it is part of a Samsung ad campaign, but it is also genuinely remarkable:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrvaSqN76h4 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

At my age, "getting lucky" is defined as entering a room and remembering why I'm there!

 

A naïve girl got married, but on her wedding night, when she saw her groom naked for the first time she ran home to Momma. "Oh, dear, I probably should have explained everything to you but I'm so shy. Let's have our family doctor do it." The doctor assured her, "You may ask me anything, my dear." "Well, what was that thing hanging down between my husband's legs?" "That is the male reproductive organ. It's called a pen¡s." "Okay. But what's that purplish knob on the end of it?" "That's the head of the pen¡s. It's very sensitive and helps a man reach climax." "Okay. But what are those two things about 12" back from the head of the pen¡s?" The doctor hesitated a moment. "Well, dear, on that son of a bitch, I don't know. But on me, they're my a$$ cheeks!" 


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