Wednesday, March 4, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] March 5, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Richard Baylis sends along this hilarious, 1-minute, 1-take synopsis of David Bowie's career by Will Tribble.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl6qJ6L0X0M
He also synopsized the film Forrest Gump in the same way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOvgJ0TxdfI 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A man, lost in the desert and dying of thirst, stumbled upon a lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and, sure enough, a genie appeared. "Standard genie deal, buddy: you get three wishes. What's first?" The man was so thirsty, he automatically said, "I'd love a beer!" The genie said, "How 'bout something better? Here's a magic can of beer -- as soon as you finish it, it automatically refills!" Poof! The man drained the beer in one gulp and it immediately refilled. "This is great!" said the man. The genie asked, "Glad you like it. Now what about your other two wishes?" The man replied, "Gimme two more of these beers!"

 

What's the lightest thing in the world? A pen¡s. Just a thought can make it rise! 


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