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Pete Carroll, Seattle Seahawks coach, is allegedly close to becoming a special consultant to the Pope. The Pope was impressed because Carroll was the first man in history to make a hundred million people simultaneously leap to their feet and scream, "Jesus Christ!"
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communications with a small aircraft. Moments later, the control tower's telephone rang. It was a passenger in that same plane calling on his cell phone. He yelled, "Mayday! The pilot had a heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone and found this number stored in memory. I'm at 18,000 feet, going 180 mph, upside down. Mayday!" The tower put him on speakerphone. "Calm down, we've got you and we'll guide you down. Just don't panic. Remain calm. How do you know you're at 18,000 feet?" "There's a dial on the dashboard that reads 18,000." "Okay, good. Remain calm. How do you know you are travelling 180 mph?" "There's another dial that reads 180." "Okay, good. How do you know you're flying upside down?" "Because the sh¡t in my pants is sliding up my back!"
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