Wednesday, March 18, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] March 18, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

If you’re going to be in the Seattle area on March 31, why not drop by Tula’s Jazz Club for an evening of big band jazz by The Critical Mass Big Band. We begin at 7:30. Tula’s opens for dinner at 6:00. They may even let me play a few solos!
http://www.tulas.com 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

At my first Weight Watchers meeting, the group leader asked each of us why we wanted to lose weight. When it was her turn, one woman started to sob. "I vowed to lose weight when my husband bought me something too small for me to fit in." The leader replied, "Oh, that's too bad. Was it a dress?" "No, a Porsche!"

 

Why don't Mafia hitmen have gay sex? Because they never leave any loose ends! 


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