Sunday, March 22, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] March 23, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Ah, spring – when a young man’s fancy turns to thoughts of ...sight gags?
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Why couldn't the teacher get his class to focus? Because he couldn't control his pupils!

 

Two yuppies constantly tried to one-up the other. When one mentioned that his daughter had been accepted at Vassar, the other said, "That's nice, but all girls really learn at Vassar is how to f*¢k." The first angrily responded, "I'll have you know that my wife attended Vassar!" The second said, "I'm surprised. She could use a refresher course!" 


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