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[cyberjoke3000] March 30, 2015



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If you’re going to be in the Seattle area tomorrow evening, March 31, why not drop by Tula’s Jazz Club for an evening of big band jazz by The Critical Mass Big Band. We begin at 7:30. Tula’s opens for dinner at 6:00. They may even let me play a few solos or ten.
http://www.tulas.com

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A year ago I joined the Procrastinators Support Group. I'm not sure when we'll have our first meeting!

 

A sperm named Stanley lived inside a famous movie actor. Stanley was healthy. He'd do push-ups and somersaults and stretches all the time, while the other sperm just lazed around. One day, one sperm asked Stanley, "Why do you work out so much?" Stanley explained. "Look, pal, only one sperm gets a woman pregnant and, when the big time comes, I'm gonna be that one sperm!" One day, all the sperm grew warmer and warmer. Their big day was here! Suddenly, they were released abruptly and, sure enough, there was Stanley, swimming far ahead of the others. But then, Stanley stopped dead in his tracks, turned around, and began to swim the other way as hard as he could. "Go back! Go back!" he yelled. "It's a blow job!" 

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