Joke For All: [cyberjoke3000] June 10, 2015

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] June 10, 2015

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Mark Seibert has another video teaser from his upcoming album: "Gotta Have My Cell Phone!" Check it out. It looks like fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl7ZYbbb6o0

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A 94-year-old grandmother just earned her Masters degree. She plans to continue her education. Everyone was delighted -- except her student loan officer!

Irving announced to the Elections Office receptionist, “I want to register as a candidate for the upcoming election.” She replied, “Certainly, sir. Just fill out this form.” A few minutes later, he was back. “Do I really need to answer this question: ‘Are you circumcised?’ Is that really necessary?” She replied, “Of course. If you’re circumcised, you’re not eligible to run.” “What possible difference would that make?” She replied, “Oh, you know: all politicians are complete pr¡cks!”

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