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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. But then it was too late!
A sexy lady, after a few drinks, said to the handsome young man beside her at the bar, "My mouth is like a loudspeaker, my left breast is for tuning, and my right breast is for bass and treble." Her description aroused him, but he said, "I don't believe you." She said, "Want to try for yourself?" They headed for his hotel room, she undressed, and he gently twisted her left nipple. Nothing happened. He tried the right nipple. Again, nothing. "Sweetie, I've turned both your knobs but there's no response." She replied, "That's because you're not plugged in yet!"
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