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[cyberjoke3000] June 26, 2015



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A bachelor is a man who never makes the same mistake once.

The sexy young speech therapist had no luck with her "Stammerers Action Group." She tried every known technique without success. Not one improved. Exasperated, she declared, "Look: the first one of you to tell me the name of the town where you were born without stuttering gets a session of wild, passionate sex. Trevor, you go first." The Englishman tried, "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-Birmingham." "Sorry, Trevor. Hamish? You're next." The Scotsman blurted, "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-Paisley." "Nope. Sorry, Hamish. No sex for you. Paddy?" The Irishman took a deep breath and carefully and clearly said, "London." "Brilliant, Paddy! Let's go!" She took Paddy into her office, locked the door, and gave him at least twenty minutes of steamy sex. When the couple finally paused, Paddy finished, "…d-d-d-d-d-d-d-derry!" 


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