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[cyberjoke3000] June 15, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

No, this week’s sight gags do not include LeBron’s junk. Besides, you’ve already seen that!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

As the dog said to the cat, "They don't keep you on a leash because they want you to run away!"

 

A couple laid in her dorm room bed after sex. He said, "I finally did it. I'm no longer a virgin!" She said, "Wait ...are you saying you just lost your virginity? To me?" He nodded and replied, "I swore I'd wait to lose my virginity until I was with the woman I love." Astounded, she cooed, "So you really love me?" He said, "Nah. I got tired of waiting!" 


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