Thursday, June 4, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] June 4, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Breaking News: Swiss Police confirm that all the FIFA officials, when arrested, threw themselves on the ground and pretended to be injured.

 

A man, about to try speed-dating, asked a friend for advice. "Just agree with everything she says," he said, "and, more importantly, act like you like everything she likes." "Good advice!" The first woman he met was a stunning blonde. "Hi," she said. "I'm going to be upfront with you: I love sucking d¡ck and taking it in the backdoor." The dumbstruck guy automatically mumbled, "Uh, me too!" 


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