Wednesday, June 3, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] June 3, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Wallace Krebs tells me that the Lily drone doesn't have collision avoidance, which is important on an autonomous drone. For another $300, the Solo has better features and can be manually controlled or flown autonomously.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Pastor, I live in Colorado for half the year and attend an Episcopalian church. The other half of the year I live in San Diego and attend a Lutheran church. Am I having an identity crisis?" "No. You're just bi-sectual."

 

Dad got home from work early one day and carried his wife upstairs for some afternoon sex. Just as they got going, their young son entered the room and started crying. "What's wrong, son?" asked the father. "You're hurting Mommy!" he said. "Oh, no. I'm not hurting her. We're making a baby." This calmed the child, he left the room, and the parents returned to their business. But the next day, when Dad came home from work, he found his son crying on the steps. "Now what's wrong?" he asked. "Remember that baby you made yesterday?" the boy sobbed. "Today the UPS guy ate it!" 


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