Wednesday, July 15, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] July 15, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I don’t know which to be more excited about: Amazon Prime Day or the news that NASA's New Horizons probe successfully flew by Pluto. What a day!
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http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2015/07/14/science/ap-us-sci-pluto.html

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

 Mom was posing a photo of her husband and their son in his graduation cap and gown. "Look more natural. Junior, put your arm around Dad's shoulder." Dad said, "If you want it to look natural, he should put his hand in my pocket!"

My circus mom was a lesbian who willed me her tavern. What would you do for a clown dyke bar?


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