Monday, July 27, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] July 27, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

What do you mean, you’ve had a bad day? Here are some people who have really had a bad day:
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

The new prisoner told his cellmate, "I won't be in here long." The veteran replied, "I dunno. Didn't the judge give you six years?" "Yeah, but I know my wife'll break me out. She's never let me finish a sentence yet!"

Strolling along the midway, Richard saw an old Indian inn a booth that read, "For $5 I'll tell you where you're from or give you $50!" He watched as a cowboy approached the booth and asked, "That sign right?" The Indian nodded. The cowboy handed him a five, the Indian looked him over, noticed cow dung on his boots and said, "You're from Wyoming." The cowboy shook his head and said, "Well, I'll be danged! You're right!" and walked off. Another cowboy tried his luck but the Indian noticed both straw and cow dung on his boots and said, "You're from Montana!" Another loser. Richard decided to beat the Indian himself. He headed for the men's room, scrubbed his boots clean, dried them, and returned to the booth. He handed the Indian a five. The Indian looked him over and quickly said, "You're from South Dakota!" Richard was pissed. "How in the hell could you possibly know that I'm from South Dakota?" The Indian replied, "By the wool on your zipper!"


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