Monday, July 27, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] July 28, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Watch as Bill Hammack tears a film projector apart to reveal "The Mechanics of the Film Projector," an amazing mechanism from the pre-digital period that tricked the mind into turning still images into movement.
http://digg.com/video/how-film-projector-works-engineerguy-bill-hammack 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Whenever my religious friends ask what I'm going to give up for Lent, I always reply, "Self-denial."

An old man asked his doctor, "Doc, I'm turning eighty tomorrow and I haven't had sex since my wife died ten years ago. I want to have it once more before I go, so I hired a hooker for tonight. Can you prescribe me something to get it up?" The doctor smiled. "Normally, I don't prescribe this as it's extremely potent, but in your case, since it's just for the one night, I'll make an exception." That evening the doctor had second thoughts and phoned his patient. "How's it going? Are you okay?" "Fabulous! I've come three times already!" "Great! I bet your hooker is astounded." The old man said, "Not exactly. She's not here yet!" 


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