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CyberJokester Bob Yetter sends along this video of a David Blaine card trick that stumped both Harrison Ford and me. Do you know how this one works?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxrYalHT_fw
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A lady wanted a nice chicken for dinner so she asked the butcher to see his selection. He only had one chicken left but he couldn't tell her that, so he pulled out that lonely chicken and put it on the scale. She eyed the weight and asked, "Do you have one a little larger?" "Sure," he replied. He removed the chicken, lowered it out of sight, shook it a little, and brought it back out. This time he added his trained thumb to the edge of the scale. She eyed the weight and said, "Fine. I'll take them both."
At what point does CPR become necrophilia?
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