Thursday, July 30, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] July 30, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Lowell Wall shows you how to extend the range of your car's remote unlocking key: press it to your skull! Or, if you happen to have a gallon of milk handy, holding it to that will extend the range even farther. Here, let a real scientist explain it:

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A policeman pulled over a motorist and asked, "Do you know you're driving without a taillight?" The driver jumped out, raced to the rear of his car, and emitted a long, painful moan. The cop lightened up a little. "Oh, now, sir. You don't have to take it that hard." The guy cried, "Where's my boat and trailer?"

Today I got an offer for free sex with a 21-year-old cheerleader in exchange for me plugging a bathroom cleanser. Of course, I refused, because I'm a man of high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super-strong, foaming bathroom cleanser, now available with lemon or vanilla scent! 


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