Wednesday, February 15, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] February 16, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

You've probably seen Martin Newell's teapot; he digitized it decades ago, when 3D objects were just beginning. Now his actual teapot is in the Computer History Museum in Mountain View, California. And here is its story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIxt9guMbXo 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Some people would be better off if they replaced their Chapstick with a glue stick!

Elmer told Bruce, "Tomorrow's my twenty-fifth anniversary, so I got the wife a nice present." Bruce says, "That's nice. What'd you get her?" Elmer said, "A monkey." "A monkey?! Where in the world will you keep it?" "In bed. With us." Bruce asked, "In bed? What about the smell?" Elmer said, "Hell, if I can put up with it for twenty-five years, it ain't gonna bother a monkey!" 


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