It's Al Lowe's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgagZxkGfMA
And if you enjoy that, watch "I Like Myself," not as good a song, but Kelly dances -- on roller skates, the old strap-on kind with a metal wheel on each corner! (Imagine what he could have done on 'blades!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgAmXb5UZlY
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Rural Advice: Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Make your fences horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumblebee is faster than a John Deere. Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled. Meanness doesn't happen overnight. It doesn't take a big man to carry a grudge. You cannot unsay a cruel word. When you wallow with pigs you should expect to get dirty. Never corner anything meaner than you. Most stuff that people worry about ain't gonna happen anyway. Don't judge folks by their relatives. Sometimes silence is the best answer. Timing has a lot to do with the success of a rain dance. The biggest troublemaker you deal with watches you from the mirror every morning. When you're in a hole, stop diggin'. Always drink upstream from the herd. Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgment. Letting the cat out of the bag is easier than putting it back in. When you think you're a person of influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly.
Jack was nimble, but Jack was quick, so Jill preferred, a candlestick!
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