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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Just as intermission began at the opera, Mrs. Sternberg rose from her seat and cried, "Is there a doctor in the house? Is there a doctor in the house?!" A man pushed his way to her. "I'm a doctor. How can I help?" "Oh, doctor! I have the loveliest daughter I want you to meet!"
"Mom, I'm pregnant. And it's all your fault!" announced the sixteen-year-old. Her mother paled. "My fault? How is that my fault? I bought you books; I showed you pictures; I told you the facts of life!" "Yeah, Mom, but you never taught me how to give a proper blow job!"
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