Joke For All: [cyberjoke3000] February 3, 2017

Friday, February 3, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] February 3, 2017

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During the class on weather for new private pilots, the instructor discussed sublimation, when a material changes directly from a solid to a gas without becoming liquid. He gave as an example water vapor condensing on a plane's windshield to form ice. Hoping the class understood the concept, he asked, "Can anyone provide an example of something that goes straight from a solid to a gas?" He was expecting "dry ice" as an answer. But one student said hesitantly, "Burritos?"

As Sadie and Irving left the mall, they saw their neighbor's son Paul and his fiancée Sharon. "Did you see that?" asked Sadie. "What?" asked Irving, pretending not to know what Sadie meant. "Paul's fiancèe! She's dresses all wrong. She's probably 38-23-35 and with such big breasts she shouldn't be wearing a see-through top. And that tight leather skirt! How can she breathe? And it's so short, it makes her legs look too long. Sure her face is beautiful, but that dyed blonde hair doesn't suit her. Believe you me, Irving: that marriage won't last a year!" With a deep sigh, Irving replied, "Please, God, I should have such a year!"

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