Tuesday, February 7, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] February 8, 2017



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

An elderly couple decided to select their cemetery plot. The salesman showed them a spot he thought they'd like, saying, "You'll have a beautiful lake view." The old man countered, "We could ...if coffins came with periscopes!"

A condom company saleswoman was on her way to a convention. Rushing through airport security, she dropped her briefcase of samples, spilling them everywhere. As she reloaded her briefcase, the T.S.A. agent stared at her. "It's okay," she assured him, "I'm doing a big convention!" 


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