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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Darrell wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and his coworkers were always ribbing him. One day, Gus asked him, "Darrell? Have you seen Ben?" "Ben who?" Gus laughed and answered, "Ben' down and kiss my ass!" Tired of playing the fool, Darrell confided to his more-worldly brother, who said, "Darrell, the next time you see Gus, ask him if he's seen Eileen. He'll ask, 'Eileen who?' and then you say, 'I lean over and you can kiss my ass'!" With his lines memorized, the next day Darrell found Gus and yelled, "Gus! Have you seen Eileen?" Gus answered, "No. She ran off with Ben." And Darrell asked, "Ben who?"
"Girl, are your pants a compressed archive? 'Cause I'd love to unZIP them!"
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