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I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but then I turned myself around!
A guy worked for thirty years at the same factory. Every day, he got off work at 3:30 and was home by 4:00. On Fridays, when he got home, he gave his wife his check. But one Friday, as he was walking to his car, a co-worker asked him out for a beer. No one had ever asked him before, so he thought, "Why not?" One beer led to another and that led to a wild night out with the boys. About 3 a.m. he staggered thru the door where his wife was waiting. "Where have you been?" she screamed. "I went out with the boys for a few beers." "Oh, you did, did you? Well, how much money did you spend?" "I dunno. Probably about a thousand bucks." "A thousand dollars? Do you know how long that would last me?" He said, "Well, you don't drink, you don't smoke, and you've got your own pussy... it oughta last you forever!"
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