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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
For most of history, our vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could self-drive you home if you were drunk or asleep. Then we got rid of horses.
"Why did you bring your cat to school today?" asked the teacher. Little Johnny replied, "I'm saving his life." "Saving his life? How?" "Because this morning I heard Daddy tell Mommy, 'As soon as the kids leave, I'm gonna eat that pussy!' "
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