Thursday, April 27, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] April 28, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Lyrebird is a new speech synthesis technology that can copy a voice just by giving it a one minute sample of spoken audio. Then the artificial voice can say anything you want and sound just like the original person.
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"Mommy, Mommy, can I go to the toilet?" "Yes, Little Johnny. I'll take you in a minute." "Can Granny take me instead?" "Why?" " 'Cause her hand shakes!"

How is a blonde different from a washing machine? A washing machine won't follow you around once you dump your load in it! 


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