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[cyberjoke3000] April 3, 2017



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

On her first day of parachute training, the instructor said to "prepare for landing when you reach 300 feet." A blonde student asked, "How will I know when I'm at 300 feet?" "Good question! At 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." The blonde asked, "What if there's no one down there that I know?"

Summer's Eve announced a new douche made from marijuana, deodorant, and KFC. It keeps a woman "High, dry, and finger-lickin' good!" 


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