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A man was in a terrible car crash. As he came to up in the hospital, the surgeon said, "I have good news and bad news. The bad news is I had to remove your right arm but the good news is that we found another arm to replace it. It's a woman's arm, but still, it should work fine." The man was relieved. "Well, okay. As long as I can still play golf." Six months later, the man bumped into the surgeon on the golf course. The surgeon asked, "How's that arm working out for you?" The patient replied, "Great and not so great. My handicap is down, but whenever I take a piss, that f*¢king thing wont let go!"
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