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You know you're getting old when you've bought the same album five times: vinyl in 1965, 8-track in 1975, cassette tape in 1985, CD in 1995, and MP3 in 2005!
Condoleezza was briefing Hillary on her new job when the topic turned to girl talk. Hillary said, "You're lucky that you never have sex. I never know where 'Little Bill' has been!" Condi replied, "Don't assume I never fight off unwelcome sexual advances." "What do you do?" "Simple: when some guy makes a pass at me, I squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart I can." Hillary thought this excellent advice. That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slipped between the sheets. He stirred, moaned, and she could tell: he wanted some action. She had saved her farts all day and she ripped off a boomer. Bill rolled over and whispered, "That you, Condi?"
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