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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
The pope prayed to God and God answered him, saying, "Your holiness, I have good news and bad news. For some time, I've been dismayed by the fighting between the various religions, so henceforth there will only be one true religion." The pope prayed, "That truly is good news, Father. But what's the bad news?" "My new headquarters are in
Little Red Riding Hood was skipping through the forest when the Big Bad Wolf leaped out from behind a tree, let out a loud growl, and roared, "I'm the Big Bad Wolf and I'm going to eat you!" Red looked him straight in the eye and said, "Eat, eat, eat. Doesn't anybody f*¢k anymore?!"
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