It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
You know, it's funny: I've received a lot of St. Patrick's jokes this year but not one of them new! Your assignment, due in 365 days: find us some new Irish jokes!
CyberJokester David Lipkin sent me this link to a multi-gigapixel photo right after Obama's inauguration but I lost it. So here it is, no longer topical, but still very impressive. Extra credit if you can find Yo Yo Ma taking a photo with his cell phone!
http://tinyurl.com/c8jabs
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Bob took his girlfriend to a football game. When a substitute went into the game, Bob said, "See that guy? I expect him to be our best man next year." His girlfriend snuggled closer. "That's the strangest proposal I've ever heard of, Bob, but regardless, I accept!"
There are only two four-letter words that men find offensive, unless they are used together: "don't" and "stop."
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